If you want to kill your employer’s business
Try the following fine suggestions
-If
you should engage in discussion during work hours, make sure it is the
2007
election issue and who should have replaced Obasanjo at Aso Rock. Or
better still the Sharia
matter which has refused to die anyway.
-If
you have a computer, use it mainly for sending and receiving mails which
are
remotely connected to work. The computer is your best bet if you should
look
busy to anybody. Spams will help you to elongate your time on the
web.
-Put
lots of books on your table and also on the floors around you. If you don’t
find enough, go out to buy computer manuals. They are usually fat. Don’t
worry
about their hollow content. They are beautifully written after all and you
wont
read them anyway.
-Always
hold a document in your hand when moving round the office. It shows
people that
you are heading for a meeting. Not newspaper please because
they may think you
are heading for the toilet.
-Want
more? See next slide:
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